plasticbagvevo:

"Free Wi-Fi!"

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"Please ask a staff member for details."

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2:25 am, Monday with 269,801 notes

lmaoalien:

seedy:

awkward eye contact with people in the car next to yours at a red light 

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2:25 am, Monday with 212,434 notes
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We looked at each other a little too long to be ‘just friends’. (via no6frahnocry)
2:25 am, Monday with 151,139 notes

mentalltrillness:

god bless the man who will marry my psycho ass one day

2:25 am, Monday with 14,743 notes

didthewindything:

jawnsolo:

ninjawear:

howtodresswell:

would u punch a kid for $500,000

shit I’ll do it for $10

i’ll give you $10 to let me punch a kid

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2:24 am, Monday with 289,456 notes

heartbreaks:

*lies in the sun for 5 mins*

wheres my tan

2:24 am, Monday with 151,279 notes
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dasweetie:

omfg
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asian:

you can see the exact moment when she wet her panties
I cant believe Beyoncé finally revealed she is the physical form of God
11:24 pm, Sunday with 14,544 notes

kiradax:

pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen

11:24 pm, Sunday with 152,423 notes

Getting into a relationship with me means I will put up with your shit. I will tell you I’m fucking pissed off at you but that doesn’t mean I will break up with you. I will tell you you are an asshole but I still love you then prob not talk to you for a few hours. I get into a relationship knowing there’s good AND bad days. And im willing to get through it with you on all days

11:23 pm, Sunday with 9,375 notes
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mecha-bun:

id rather be vain than learn to hate myself again

8:45 pm, Saturday with 45,909 notes