rumour:

*logs in to tumblr*image

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artemisfowlstolemysoul:

Being a nice person is so fun

Waiter messes something up? You can see the relief on their faces when you don’t scream and swear at them about it

Extra tickets at an arcade/prize place? Watch a little kid’s face light up when you give them a bunch of tickets

There are too many assholes in this world. Be a nice person.

12:48 am, Monday with 406,642 notes

burrgerking:

when ur teacher asks if u’ve done ur hw

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12:47 am, Monday with 98,998 notes

lotrlockedwhovian:

baby-dahlia:

Here’s the thing about being pro choice that people don’t get…
You don’t have to morally agree with abortion to be pro choice. That’s why it’s not called pro abortion. It’s an understanding that you can’t make that choice for someone else and they have full control over that not you. It’s pro I’m not the boss of everyone else.

This is important.

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shingekinokyojinheaven:

shingekinokyojinheaven:

me before posting something on tumblr: no that could offend someone

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12:45 am, Monday with 324,212 notes

carmennab:

my biggest struggle in life is trying to make my eyeliner the same on both eyes

12:45 am, Monday with 56,555 notes

prideinlovers:

wishmaker7:

birdghost:

irl-spain:

sentimentalslut:

people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways

'eat something'

'buckle up'

'get some sleep'

'here have my fries'

'Im gonna draw you something'

'yeah i'll buy it for you'

'give me the covers bitch, it's 3am and I don't have time for this'

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yoncevevo:

i thought u couldn’t teach religion in public schools

ostracizedpoodle:

paradisaic:

ostracizedpoodle:

basketballs smell gross 

go to hell??

why are you defending the smell of a ball 

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fake-dildo:

birth
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disloyals:

ordering pizza online is the best technological advancement since the internet itself

9:48 pm, Saturday with 236,445 notes